How I Got Into Comedy
I did what every logical adult does when approaching mid-life — I stood on a stage, grabbed a mic, and confessed my worst decisions to total strangers. And they laughed. Better than therapy, same emotional damage.
I Love Comedy
— not just performing it, living it. This site is where I’m building a community of people who love to laugh, think weirdly, and always appreciate a good punchline.
My Comedy Goals
Make ‘em laugh. Avoid being cancelled for something that sounded funny in my head.
I Made T-shirts
for people who love comedy as much as I do. Don’t just stand there, Â go buy one and support comedy and me! Click Here
FAQ
How long does it take to get my package?
Orders are processed within 2–5 days, with estimated delivery times of 3-5 business days for the USA, though shipping may take longer during holidays. Every piece is made to order by expert printers in Los Angles who take pride in their craft. We’re fast – but we’re not Amazon. Your tee should arrive within 10 business days, usually sooner!
What if something is wrong with my shirt?
We want you to love your Scott Stewart Comedy order—but if something’s not right, we’re here to help!
If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ve got you covered with free returns or exchanges—just notify us within 30 days and include a quick photo so we can make it right.
Our team will get back to you within 2 business days (usually sooner!). Your happiness is important to us, so if you have any concerns at all, reach out—we’re always happy to help.
How can I contact you?
You can email [email protected]
OR Click on Merch on the navigation bar ( hamburger drop down on mobile ). Select any T-shirt and you will see an Orange Button that says ” Questions? Request a Call Back” Enter your info and we will get back to you!
How should I wash my shirt?
- Turn the garment inside out to protect the print.
- Machine Wash Cold Water (max 30C or 90F)
- Do Not Beach
- Do Not Iron Design(s)
- Inside Out, Tumble Dry On Low
- Do Not Dry Clean.
Tell me about my new T-shirt!
Our beloved Comfort Colors® tees are the perfect balance of weight: not too heavy, not too light, and effortlessly wearable year-round. Each shirt is garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel from day one.
Heavyweight Adult Tee – Relaxed Fit
6.1 oz | 100% Ring Spun US Cotton
Click here for the Size Guide for the perfect fit!.
Comfort Colors styles are garment dyed for that lived in feel.
Made with 100% soft ring spun U.S. cotton fabric, grown and harvested in the U.S., and cotton threads
Topstitched, classic width, rib collar
Relaxed fit, seamless body
Signature twill label and shoulder to shoulder twill tape
Our designs are printed in Los Angeles using eco-friendly inks that soak into the fabric, creating rich, lasting color, not a plastic layer that cracks or peels. This is a shirt built to last – in both quality and style.
Every shirt comes with a NFC tag ( Near Field Communication ) on left arm sleeve. Serving 2 purposes when scanned. 1st, authenticates your T-shirt. 2nd. Updates you with exclusive discount codes, 1st dibs on specials, show schedules, etc
Returns and Shipping
SHIPPING
- Shipping cost is $9.00 Flat Rate.
- You can also pick up in Los Angeles.
- All orders usually arrive within 7-10 business days within the USA.
- Shipping is FREE on orders over $75! the discount applied at checkout.Â
- You will receive a tracking link once your order is shipped.
- Some items may ship separately depending on stock, so they might arrive at different times.
RETURNS & EXCHANGES
We want you to love your Scott Stewart Comedy order, but if something’s not right, we’re here to help!
If you’d like to request a return or exchange, just let us know within 30 days of receiving your item by contacting us at [email protected]. We only accept exchanges for different sizes – not for different designs or colors. Returned items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. As a small business, each item is made to order with care, so we kindly ask that customers cover return shipping for standard returns or exchanges.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, we’ve got you covered with free returns or exchanges—just notify us within 30 days and include a quick photo so we can make it right.
Our team will get back to you within 2 business days (usually sooner!). Your happiness is important to us, so if you have any concerns at all, reach out—we’re always happy to help.
Where can I see you perform next?
Awesome!!! I look forward to having you at one of my super fun shows!!! Please click here for all my shows!!!
I post the locations, dates and links to tickets!!! See you soon!!!
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